Sweet apple acres

Hey there folks, how's it all going? It's muggy and stormy here. If we get many more 38C days with thunderstorms one may begin to suspect we've moved to the Kimberley without knowing it...

Today I went all 1950's housewifey with the Francine dress by Hell Bunny.  And those are apples, not cherries. You have no idea how many people have told me they like my cherry dress...

This dress is really sweet and really innocent, which is why I'm planning on wearing it in a photo shoot I want to do soon. I've always wanted to have professional photos taken once I lost enough weight and I'm almost at the point where I'm thinking 'Fuck it, why not now?". But you know me - I don't want any normal, boring photos. I'm thinking sweet and retro with a dash of horror! Wearing a petticoat and an apron whilst scrubbing a bloody tub clean, or rolling a body up in a carpet, or serving up a severed head on a platter. You know, that sort of thing...

And now that I've got you checking that your doors are locked, I'll sign off now! Nigh nigh xxx