Orphan Annie with the giant head

I'm pretty sure it's mostly my friends who read this, so it should come as no surprise that my alias - shortened from scarletmanuka - is not my real name! *gasp* I know! Shocking isn't it!!! For the random reader who stumbled here accidentally and is now searching frantically for a way out, my real name is Annie. Okay, so that's a fib. It's Annette, but unless you're my mother or my husband, you probably jump on the Annie bandwagon.

Is there a point to this? you ask. Why yes, there is, and if you were a little more patient, you'd have come to it soon enough, but no, you've made me go off on this tangent and it will take you a whole thirty seconds more to get to my point. Are you happy now? Hmmm? Finished ruining it for the rest of the class? Can I move on? Thankyou.

Annie needs an Orphan Annie dress and this is mine.

Apparently, Annie also needs a massive fucking head to go with it too. Seriously, look at that thing. I must bobble when I drive over speed humps. But I digress...

This is ModCloth's Looking to Tomorrow dress (see what they did there?) and I love it. It's cute and retro and is paired perfectly with tights, especially the Le Signature tights. Fancy name for black tights with a nice red stripe up the back and a signature at the ankle that kinda looks like a bow. One of my staple pairs for winter. I often have random strangers come and ask me where I got them and they're always a little surprised when I tell them Myer. Myer is for nannas and business women, isn't it?

Okay, so that's today's update. I'm gonna go now and be sassy and tapdance along a railway track whilst in full song. Good day :)